"Oh gee, there she is with that camera AGAIN. Okay, let's show her what we do for fun...You put your beak in........"
"You take your beak out...."
"You put your beak up"
"and you shake it all about...you do the...."
"...hey wait, that looks like MOM down there. Hey Mom, could you bring us something to eat? We're starving up here- it's already been five whole minutes since you brought us something. Seriously, I think I may pass out from hunger soon....hey look there's a worm right behind you....could you hurry up, please?"
"oh, thanks, Mom. That woman with the camera is still there. Let's turn around and ignore her, maybe she'll go away..."
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken"...James Dent